Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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