just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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