You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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