I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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