i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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