You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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