You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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