Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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