I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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