so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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