But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Just high enough for therapy.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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