I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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