Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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