google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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