Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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