We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
