So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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