? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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