She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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