How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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