So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Ladies don't puke and tell
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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