brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
