I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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