Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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