I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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