Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Even my vagina gasped.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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