Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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