Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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