Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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