Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
its not stalking. its research.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Randomize
