woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
NoShamevember. You game?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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