My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
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