No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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