Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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