Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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