everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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