bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
