got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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