somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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