nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
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