Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She told me I should be a condom model.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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