so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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