it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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