Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
