I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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