i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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