READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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