My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Can vaginas get frostbite?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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