sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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