You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
