My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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