It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
My vagina is officially offended.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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